leighzbohns commented on Man Rams Woman's Car At 100 MPH, Claims "God" Told Him To Do it

"@Deartháir: My god, your god, his god, whatever, god just spends all day beating off himself."

leighzbohns commented on Man Rams Woman's Car At 100 MPH, Claims "God" Told Him To Do it

"@finite_elephant: If it did, then the guy's probably telling the truth and they should be searching the ditch for Jesus' ejected body. Well, Jesus will probably just show up in about three days or so, looking a little worse for wear. I know this because the "Evolution is a lie" preacher guy at school just mentioned that since neither Mohammed nor Budda said they were god and Jesus said he was god and he came back from the dead, that we should believe in Jesus because neither Mohammed nor Buddha came back from the dead, ergo they are not god."

leighzbohns commented on How Long Will Cheap Gas Last?

"I guess gas is cheap."

leighzbohns commented on GMC Yukon Hybrids Carry Thanksgiving Day Floats In Rick-Rolled Macy's Parade

"@Ray Wert: Ain't no kinda sorta about it."

leighzbohns commented on The Fast and the Furious Validated: You CAN Blow the Welds On Your Intake Manifold!

"@rkwadd: I accidentally the whole thing!"

leighzbohns commented on Nissan To Sell Pure Electric Cars In Oregon

"@Turboner: that's a two way street: Some bicyclists hate drivers, not the ones who obey traffic rules, but the other 90%."

leighzbohns commented on Lexus HS250h: New Hybrid-Only Lexus Sedan

"@SlowMo: yeah, if you care about the environment, sell your prius and ride the bus or your bike, or both!"

leighzbohns commented on 2010 Ford F-150 SVT Raptor: First Ride

"@TommiTee: Not everyone likes martinis: You can drink beer all night and still function the next day, whereas if you drink martinis, you'll end up waking up in a vacant lot with no pants and bruises in strange spots."

leighzbohns commented on 2010 Ford F-150 SVT Raptor: First Ride

"@something_unique_and_descriptive: I wonder if that falls into the "The bigger the belt-buckle the smaller the pecker" category?"

leighzbohns commented on How Do You Plan On Getting To Your Polling Location?

"@discontinuuity: I'm considering re-using the old yard signs since there's so much clearance on the cross check that the normal fenders are not sitting right."