bzr's Messages

bzr commented on Changfeng Gives Up On Getting Hummer From GM

"You know you're a big sack of FAIL if even the Chinese don't want your crappy cars! Although last time I was in Beijing I actually saw a Hummer H2 masquerading as a police car."

http://jalopnik.com/5040436/#c7368868 10:53 AM on Aug 22

bzr commented on Katech Corvette Z06 Clubsport Priced Like ZR1, Missing 126 HP

"@Grive: Who said leaf springs weren't practical?"

http://jalopnik.com/5039451/#c7332975 5:12 PM on Aug 20

bzr commented on C&D Wants To Know How Much Fun You Can Have For $25,000

"@vwminispeedster: They said fun, not self-flagellation."

http://jalopnik.com/5039464/#c7327564 2:24 PM on Aug 20

bzr commented on Three Photographers, Three Cars: Welcome To Syracuse!

"Wow, there are other cool cars in Syracuse?"

http://jalopnik.com/5038707/#c7316751 12:50 AM on Aug 20

bzr commented on Commenter Of The Day: Casimir Pulaski Day Edition

"How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Wave to him. How do you sink a Polish battleship? Put it in water. Why wasn't Christ born in Poland? Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin. Why don't Polish women use vibrators? It chips their teeth. Have you seen the Polish mine detector? Put your fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot. Two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake."

http://jalopnik.com/5038533/#c7289525 5:48 PM on Aug 18

bzr commented on The Women Of Woodward

"@Charles_Barrett: "Men of Woodward" probably won't shape up to be too much better, anyway."

http://jalopnik.com/5037921/#c7265110 6:47 PM on Aug 16

bzr commented on The Women Of Woodward

"Hey, something for everyone! And my vote's for 11."

http://jalopnik.com/5037921/#c7264470 4:55 PM on Aug 16

bzr commented on Jalopnik Drives KITT In Woodward Dream Cruise, Pretends We're Michael Knight

"@Dearthair the Totally Uncreative: You already won that QOTD, congratulations! Eagerly awaiting the T-shirt run with that slogan emblazoned on the front."

http://jalopnik.com/5037831/#c7263457 1:52 PM on Aug 16

bzr commented on 2009 Cadillac CTS-V Police Car Creates Car Enthusiast Paradox