bzr commented on Changfeng Gives Up On Getting Hummer From GM

"You know you're a big sack of FAIL if even the Chinese don't want your crappy cars! Although last time I was in Beijing I actually saw a Hummer H2 masquerading as a police car."

bzr commented on Katech Corvette Z06 Clubsport Priced Like ZR1, Missing 126 HP

"@Grive: Who said leaf springs weren't practical?"

bzr commented on C&D Wants To Know How Much Fun You Can Have For $25,000

"@vwminispeedster: They said fun, not self-flagellation."

bzr commented on Three Photographers, Three Cars: Welcome To Syracuse!

"Wow, there are other cool cars in Syracuse?"

bzr commented on Commenter Of The Day: Casimir Pulaski Day Edition

"How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Wave to him. How do you sink a Polish battleship? Put it in water. Why wasn't Christ born in Poland? Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin. Why don't Polish women use vibrators? It chips their teeth. Have you seen the Polish mine detector? Put your fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot. Two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake."

bzr commented on The Women Of Woodward

"@Charles_Barrett: "Men of Woodward" probably won't shape up to be too much better, anyway."

bzr commented on The Women Of Woodward

"Hey, something for everyone! And my vote's for 11."

bzr commented on Jalopnik Drives KITT In Woodward Dream Cruise, Pretends We're Michael Knight

"@Dearthair the Totally Uncreative: You already won that QOTD, congratulations! Eagerly awaiting the T-shirt run with that slogan emblazoned on the front."

bzr commented on 2009 Cadillac CTS-V Police Car Creates Car Enthusiast Paradox

"I'm more interested in the Z06 behind it."

bzr commented on 1957 Mercury Proves The Awesomeness Of Vintage Wagons

"Anybody who says this wagon is not cool...is a Communist."

bzr commented on Commenter Of The Day: Germanz Iz Az Ze Germanz Doez

"@FrankGrimes: Oh, I, I can't stand it any longer, this whole plant is insane!"

bzr commented on Chickamino!

"I'd like to change my answer."

bzr commented on What Car Would You Death Race?

"How about this awesome descent-into-Malaise Challenger I found off eBay? "

bzr commented on Roewe 550 Sports Edition, With Bonus Haiku

"Chinese sporty car Amusing to Westerners Super potential"

bzr commented on Allegations Of Swiped Designs Surface Over RMR-Tuned Hyundai Genesis Coupe

"They're both ugly."

bzr commented on 1980 Austin Metro: We Shall Fight On The Beaches! We Shall Never Surrender!

"Guess they never got the "don't mention the war!" memo. Did James May write the script?"

bzr commented on Commenter Of The Day: East Texas Blues

"P.S.: Holy shit, that was long."