DoctorNine commented on 2011 Chevrolet Tacuma Minivan Spied Testing, Hunting Down Soccer Practice

"Chevrolet, why must you me with the allure of your car bags? I can see that big booty underneath."

DoctorNine commented on 2008 Infiniti G37S, Part Three

"This is a good car."

DoctorNine commented on Shelby GT500KR Road Trip: Fresh Alien Jerky Is Much Better Than, You Know, Cow Jerky

"No, Aliens don't bury their dead..."

DoctorNine commented on Pontiac Rear-Wheel-Drive Excitement On Hold

"AWD, six speed manual, station wagon."

DoctorNine commented on "Support Our Poops," A Movement We Can Get Behind

"I think we have reached the pinnacle of banality..."

DoctorNine commented on Athena Barber Reveals Intimate Details Of Being A NASCAR Girlfriend, Intimates

"The term is "chordee"..."

DoctorNine commented on British Company Offering Gold-Plated Roofs For Stately, Traditional Bling

"What a freaking stupid idea."

DoctorNine commented on GM Presents Its Top Ten Production Cars and Top Ten Concept Cars

"I like the cockroach sun racer."

DoctorNine commented on 2010 Buick LaCrosse Teaser Released, Reveals Buick Badge, Little Else

"Tantalizing car bags... Oh excellent mystery! Car Bags!"

DoctorNine commented on 2008 Infiniti G37S, Part One

"I like the old model G35's looks a bit better, but it's hard to argue about how these things drive."

DoctorNine commented on Exclusive: First Photo Of Detroit's New Muscle Car Threesome!

"I am merely pleased to be able to say that I have lived long enough for this trio to again be rumbling down my local byways."

DoctorNine commented on The Ten Most Gorgeous Japanese Cars Currently For Sale

"@daveleck: Anyone who thinks that the RX-8 is vomit inducing, has either been eating too much haggis, or they are precariously perched on the cusp of drunken stupor."

DoctorNine commented on Vlad The Impala Goes Down With Garbooned Transmission, Camry Parked For Rest Of Day

"And as the sun rose, Vlad the Impala retreated to his lair..."

DoctorNine commented on Diesel-Powered Mitsubishi Racing Lancer Fulfills Every Post-Apocalypse Fantasy Ever, Has 480 Lb-Ft Of Torque

"Wow..."

DoctorNine commented on Miata Takes The Lead, FWD Impala Moving Up In Ranks

"I am intrigued by the Mazda's use of strategic shrubbery camouflage."

DoctorNine commented on Chevrolet Cruze Gets Live Body-In-Foam Reveal At GM Plant

"I like it except the grill crossbar thing as has been specified above."

DoctorNine commented on Metro Detroit Dealer Sports Ford Flex Woody

"Sheesh!"

DoctorNine commented on Science Proves That A Mazda Has Best Chance Of Winning 24 Hours Of LeMons; Porsches Doomed

"Hmmnn.."