bzr the paranoid android commented on Saturn Discovers Social Networking, Attempts To Join 21st Century, at 1:01 PM on May 12 Oh boy, AOL text-speak! more »

bzr the paranoid android commented on How Much Risk Are You Willing To Take?, at 12:56 PM on May 12 I'm building my own motorcycle even though I have no idea what I'm doing, so by planning to ride it I'm basically saying, "I'm pretty suicidal and you know it!" Which is pretty much the case. more »

bzr the paranoid android commented on Speed Racer Sucked, Took In Less Than $20 Million On Opening Weekend, at 11:37 AM on May 12 I don't care (ears firmly in fingers, yelling nah nah nah I can't hear you), I still want to check it out in IMAX. more »

bzr the paranoid android commented on Ford F-100 Coming In 2011?, at 11:33 AM on May 12 "desperately looking for ways"? more »

bzr the paranoid android commented on SWAT Support Charity Car Show Mega Gallery, at 9:43 PM on May 11 Old police cruisers are the hotness. Having everybody think you're some kind of unhinged psycho that would subject himself to pretending to be a cop, 40 years late, is only half the fun. more »

bzr the paranoid android commented on Tragic Death Reported At Altamont 24 Hours of LeMons Race, at 8:41 PM on May 10 Christ. more »

bzr the paranoid android commented on Fisker Karma Hybrid Testing In Southern California, at 4:15 PM on May 10 @Adamskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy: No, but the Cavalier is. more »

bzr the paranoid android commented on Last Second Thrash, Race About To Begin!, at 4:08 PM on May 10 Remember kids, Jesus built this hot rod. Or maybe it was Thor! more »

bzr the paranoid android commented on 24 Hours of LeMons Early Birds Get Set Up At Altamont, at 4:06 PM on May 10 @Mark Miller, tenbeers: I just wanted to tell you good luck... A Merkur for under 500? more »

bzr the paranoid android commented on Pick Your Poison: Michigan Auto & RV May 7-13, at 10:47 PM on May 9 You mean besides the '65 Corvette? more »

bzr the paranoid android commented on Ferrari-Branded Motorola V9 Coming, at 4:39 PM on May 9 So I walk into Starbucks in my Ferrari Michael Schumacher cap, careful not to get dirt on my new Ferrari Puma Supersqualo Lo GT shoes. more »

bzr the paranoid android commented on Would Car Nutz Customs Be Illegal In Florida?, at 4:27 PM on May 9 @smalleyxb122: Sheesh, apparently most "custom" car shops deal with a paintjob and some hilariously oversized wheels. more »

bzr the paranoid android commented on Tim Robbins Really Doesn't Like Car Alarms, at 3:23 PM on May 9 @TheTooth: But then where is he gonna get his double-iced mocha latte frappucinos and his John Tesh CDs?! more »

bzr the paranoid android commented on Tim Robbins Really Doesn't Like Car Alarms, at 2:10 PM on May 9 This looks like the most pointless movie in the history of movies. more »

bzr the paranoid android commented on Here's Why Staying In Your Car During A Tornado Is Bad, at 1:55 PM on May 9 When I was a kid living in the Midwest I used to get so paranoid of tornadoes. more »

bzr the paranoid android commented on Beijing Has Some Awesome Interchanges, at 11:55 AM on May 9 @tenbeers: Pff, that's like amateur hour compared to these Beijing pics. more »

bzr the paranoid android commented on Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields, at 11:53 AM on May 9 The combined weight of Georgie boy plus the weight of the Grand Marquis means that the fact that it got air defies the laws of physics itself. more »

bzr the paranoid android commented on Repeat: Do Not Mess With The Nissan GT-R, at 7:39 PM on May 8 When the 350Z came out, I said to myself, "how is anybody gonna improve on that? more »